a Graduation roast by a family member is based on the ability of the graduate to laugh at him or herself. These speeches are just what you need if you wish to roast a graduate friend or family member. They speak of astonishing luck and hint at bribery. They look at the graduate’s lifestyle and notice a lack of application to his or her studies. They end with a tongue in cheek wish for the future. If you really want to rub it in with your Graduation roast by a family member just end with one of our short poems. It will really add to the party spirit.