So you want to give a Retirement roast to a retiree? Let us help you. We can send you a pack of three such roasts any one of which, or a selection of which, will meet your needs. These light-hearted retirement speeches roast the retiree and tell him exactly what his friends/colleagues think of him in a humorous way. They suggest that life as he knew it is over. Being rude instead of crude they are not intended for easily offended souls! End your Retirement roast to a retiree with one of the poems we include. Your audience will be tickled pink!