Someone is getting married and you’d like to give a wedding roast. Why not use one of ours? These light-hearted wedding speeches roast the couple and tell them exactly what their friends think of their getting married. They suggest that life as the couple once knew it is over. Being rude rather than crude they are not intended for sensitive souls! Nor, of course, are they intended as the usual wedding speeches of congratulation. The short poems add the finishing touch to the insults in the wedding roast and give an unusual and catchy ending to what you have said.